Ramblings

snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money 

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

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castielofasgard:

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dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

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thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers, via disappointingrobot)

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

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daisykettering:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

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fugivity:

why wouldn’t hannibal be hilarious though i mean the premise of the show is literally “lonely cannibal seeks friend but keeps eating them” where is the laughter track

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frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

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duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

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