February 2012
156 posts
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
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bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
thatawkwardbitch:
you know this song....
A Faint Taste of Bitter Almonds: If we had fandom... →
takemyhandjohn:
(Inspired by the fandom classes post)
Physics with the Doctor (don’t bring the teacher an apple, bananas are good :D)
Chemistry with Sherlock Holmes (Anderson and Donovan are excluded until the end of the year. Idiots need not apply - SH)
Biology with Dr John Watson…
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Watchdreamparticles:
theboyofcheese:
poesys:
I usually hate street performers.
Unless they’re good.
Like this guy.
Witness this man in all of his glory and proceed to masturbate to his sweet sweet music.
sweet mother of bambi
thatbluebox:
alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
#i know you are alive #you slut
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iraffiruse:
pika-tschuu:
sukikyoufu:
thisisasickness:
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bloodtier:
when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible
what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki
vangoghvincent:
gosh i’m so lost i’d sure love to know what street i’m on
excellent thank you very much
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very-sincerely-yours:
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